Wanted: Fairy Godmother / Genie to grant wishes ^_^

Out across the endless sea
I would die in ecstasy
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road along

My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever
(Don't Know Why- Norah Jones)

I'm not getting all emotional Okay? I love that song, it's so mellow, something i'd like

to listen to as I lie down by sandy shores of the beach... (Dream Over)
Unfortunately, I have yet to set foot on the beach, so yeah, I'm stuck with dreaming my days away, waking up at three in the afternoon and playing Sims. It doesn't sound completely pathetic, I mean, I am getting a lot of R&R (too much actually) I think it's about time to spice things up- don't you agree???

Gawd it would be so simple if there were actually Fairy Godmothers and Genies- ugh! drat! Does wishing on a star work? Oh well... here goes

Summer Wish List:
1. Go to the beach
2. Have an adventure out of Cebu (ha! I wish)
3. Buy new bathing suit preferably something that can fit my well proportioned behind! (haha) baby's got back - quite proud of it too.
4. Purchase new camera to capture my summer escapades.(c/o Father hahaha)
5. Not to resemble a piece of coal when I'm done with my summer adventures (I'll be so dark joy, no one's gonna marry me)- inside joke-
6. Emmm... would it be so bad if I get to spend a couple of days (a week) perhaps- away from home? Yeah, that would be awesome. Maybe to some resort or an island far from Cebu (again, I wish!) I'll be lucky if my mother won't attach a tracking device on my leg if I get that chance to leave wahahaha (joke mother)
7. To overindulge myself with all the loitering and lounging around at the beach, at home, and the mall to the point that I will be begging to start working coz I'll be so sick of being a bum.

that is basically what I can think of at the moment. Actually, if anybody can throw in a trip to Paris for me- I'll probably be so insanely happy I would sing (ha! not bloody likely) but yes, it's possible.
I wish I had Timmy Turner's Godparents, Wanda and Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents of Nickelodeon). They make his life incredibly- exciting?. Double drat!

Oh well... I can always improvise. I'll get a bucket of water sprinkle some salt in it, dip my feet in and- Voila! I have- salty water... (in comes the sound of crickets)
in the words of Homer Simpson... DOH!
Simon Cowel: that was pathetic!
Paula: stutters then claps
Randy: That was not HOT dawg!
haha I'm nuts

Alright, got any better ideas hmmmmmmmm?

*I should really stop talking to myself