A tale of Coffee mugs and YouTube watching

Dear Reader,

(as if you have the time to peruse the contents of my blog, but nevertheless, if a "bored" individual out there happens to be curious enough to read... then, enjoy)

Let me start with this, 5am. There, what does that mean exactly? Well, It could mean a lot of things, but for me, it only holds one meaning, 5am = work. Yes, that's the time I go to work. Everyday (or at least for two days now) I've been roused by the sound of David Cook's voice (my alarm tone) if that is any indication that my "admiration" for the bloke has not bloomed into a strange case of "stalking" well, feel free to report me to the proper authorities- more on him later. Where was I? Ah... 5am. Strange time of the day actually, when I open my eyes the sky is still pretty dark, I change and go about my regular routine yada yada, when I get out there it is... Sunrise, now I'm not going to deliver an allocution about the wonders and majesty of the sun rising from the darkness and what not- simply put, I look at it and think: "GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, it burns" - yeah, that simple. Alright, the truth is, I get all maudlin and stuff, but I'm not about to drone about the sun K? There, when I arrive the office (greeting the graveyard shift folks) I plant myself on a comfy chair and- now this is the part where I turn my head to the left, then right and confess my insane addiction to watching David Cook (hereafter will be known as DC) videos on YouTube.
Now, I'm not the single-white-female nutcase alright? Let's just get that out of the way, I-am-not-psychotic or depraved in any way. It's just I have a "thing" for men who are, in the words of Dave Cook himself: "a word-nerd". You see, even before that description was coined, I spent much of my life being a closet "word nerd". I dunno, I suppose I'm fascinated with words and enjoy stringing them in sentences, or just inserting them into regular conversations, much to the sheer vexation of the people I converse with (I guess that explains why I don't have many friends HA HA).
Yes, when I found out that DC was a crossword nut as well as a word-nerd a lightbulb clicked in my head and I was like: "Wow I'm not alone... AND oh my god! he's awesome" now, the singing voice is a plus by the way (I also have a thing for rocker types, kinda like Johnny Depp - but he's another story)
Yeah, I dig guys with brains (that function properly)

i.e can form coherent sentences, add numbers sans using his fingers (or toes), loves to read, and has a penchant for debating philosophical ideas- in short, he has to make Aristotle, Plato, Galileo, Einstein, and etc look like buffoons (Yeah, a being of supreme intelligence).

Technically, I'm not stalking David Cook... I am amusing myself, no, bolstering the growing notion that there is hope for the male species- if that wasn't proven by my father and the incomparable genius that I call- Ray Leonard, then David Cook certainly did the male population a favor in my book- this marks the end of my DC rant, explaning the YouTube watching part.

On to Coffe mugs. I have this cute lion coffe mug that has served as my ally against the dreaded assault of lethargy and from dropping into a drooling slumber in the presence of officemates (Thank you inventor of Coffee- wait, God invented coffee right?- so do I thank the genius who harvested the beans and roasted them?)
Digressing aside, this is my life as of late. Oh and I WORK by the way, what do I do? Well, I work?- I don't intend to give a detailed inventory on what I actually do... Why? I'd like to keep my work a secret (I'm a spy no, I'm a ninja, no, I'm BATMAN! err girl -> this is the coffee talking... O_O
Am I rambling? I suppose I am... I've just handed off the headphones to Irene in order to cease my "stalking mode"
Oh and I learned a new word today: juxtapose. I aim to learn at least five new words a day- must keep the ol' noggin alert and uh... smart?

What do I do now??? O_o twitch, twitch o_O

mental note: must not drink more than two cups of coffee

Adieu my readers (if there are any)
I hope you enjoyed my aimless ramblings- in the words of Maximus (Gladiator)

"Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? "

You're reading this to allay boredom correct? Well, I live to entertain people with my odd humor and droll comments (at least I think they are) and I hope I have given you a proper glimpse of my twisted psyche... Do come again when I ramble about some other experience.

mental note: stop talking (typing) and narrating experience as if addressing an audience

All the world is a stage ladies and gents (here I go again) I am merely one of the many thespians who relishes the chance to showcase my... brilliance, or lack thereof... HA HA

Where am I going with this? can somebody yell cut already? Sheesh

-> this is definitely the coffee talking

in the words of the MASK: "Somebody stop me"

Really, somebody, stop me... My brain's pilot has stepped out and some monkey has taken over and decided to blog about THIS. A monkey draped in many layers of clothing (coz the office is freezing cold and the people here are penguins or polar bears- oblivious or impervious to the numbing cold... really guys IT IS COLD i can barely type over here)

-> Ah... this is the cold talking?

Hmmm........ must stop now, fingers going numb.

trishiee OUT... O_O