"Seven days and seven nights of thunderThe water's rising and I'm slipping under
I think I fell in love with the eighth world wonder..."
Spotted:
Maddox Keynes driving his beemer (and fast!). There was a fierce look in his eyes and anyone who caught a glimpse of our feisty fashion maven (amid the blur he left because of the speed) would know that he was looking for trouble.
SHREEEECH!!!!
Mad stomped on the brakes as a figure clad in red stood before him. Exasperated he yelled, "Get out of my way beeyach".
The girl smiles, "Where dya think you're going honey?".
"Nowhere!!!!"
The girl quirks her eyebrow at him.
"Tsk tsk tsk... Maddy if you were looking for trouble, you just found it".
Maddox smiles in spite of himself, and signals the girl to get in. He sighs, "Now what?". Savannah Red smiles "Let's go run over that moron who had the audacity to bring a frown on your immaculate face".
Hell hath no fury like a fab guy scorned.
Savannah, upon discovering the plight of her best bud sends him the following email:
Maddy,
I'm so sorry to hear that. Yes, I saw your My Space and that's when I knew something was wrong. Well, at least you found out early on before you were in too deep. This may sound odd Mad, but you should celebrate that you're rid of the scum of the Earth, moping over it is only good for a day or perhaps a matter of hours. Look at it this way, at least you didn't get to invest too much of your time with him right? Believe me Mad, you're better off without him, try listening to this song my the Sugababes entitled "No Can Do" it's quite hmmm... empowering.
It's alright to be pissed, learn from it and don't tuck it into your heart, you're too fabulous to become disenchanted by love. You're young honey, you don't need to immerse yourself into a world of passionate turmoil just yet, in German it is called Sturm and Drang, literally translated to "Storm & Stress" a result of partaking in rather tempestuous relationships. I'm not patronizing you dear, you know me, I'm quite nurturing and I love to mend your aches and pains. Bluntly speaking, screw him! He's not the only F-ing guy in the world Mad, grieving over flaming idiots is not something you should do - you're too good for that. I'm not saying that you're too good for anybody honey, but if a person were to be your match, your equal. He should damn well have the brains to know how to worship the ground that you walk on and not have the audacity to throw glances at other lesser mortals. Remember what Carrie said, when real people fall down, they get right back up. Strut your stuff honey, don't wallow in self pity or rage. You're loud and proud of it, you're the eight world wonder hehehe :)
Feel better Maddy, really, I can't stand not being able to comfort you. It's hard being here in LONDON knowing you're waaaaaaaaaay over there in Aussie land (AUSTRALIA). Do take care dear.
Love lots,
Sav
I'm so sorry to hear that. Yes, I saw your My Space and that's when I knew something was wrong. Well, at least you found out early on before you were in too deep. This may sound odd Mad, but you should celebrate that you're rid of the scum of the Earth, moping over it is only good for a day or perhaps a matter of hours. Look at it this way, at least you didn't get to invest too much of your time with him right? Believe me Mad, you're better off without him, try listening to this song my the Sugababes entitled "No Can Do" it's quite hmmm... empowering.
It's alright to be pissed, learn from it and don't tuck it into your heart, you're too fabulous to become disenchanted by love. You're young honey, you don't need to immerse yourself into a world of passionate turmoil just yet, in German it is called Sturm and Drang, literally translated to "Storm & Stress" a result of partaking in rather tempestuous relationships. I'm not patronizing you dear, you know me, I'm quite nurturing and I love to mend your aches and pains. Bluntly speaking, screw him! He's not the only F-ing guy in the world Mad, grieving over flaming idiots is not something you should do - you're too good for that. I'm not saying that you're too good for anybody honey, but if a person were to be your match, your equal. He should damn well have the brains to know how to worship the ground that you walk on and not have the audacity to throw glances at other lesser mortals. Remember what Carrie said, when real people fall down, they get right back up. Strut your stuff honey, don't wallow in self pity or rage. You're loud and proud of it, you're the eight world wonder hehehe :)
Feel better Maddy, really, I can't stand not being able to comfort you. It's hard being here in LONDON knowing you're waaaaaaaaaay over there in Aussie land (AUSTRALIA). Do take care dear.
Love lots,
Sav
P.S. Don't you dare start posting shout outs or allowing that little worm of self hate wriggle into your head. You will find love, you just have to love yourself enough first. So that if a guy lets you down you can just say "It's ok honey, I can't be with someone who is not sure enough of himself. Being with me is a privilege, and you're just a moron for not realizing that."
What is an eight world wonder you ask?
It is something that brings out the following reactions from people: Shock and Awe. AND yes, those are the very same reactions that people display within the midst of Maddox Keynes. Son of a once famous Rockstar (of the band "The Forgotten) and a perky hotel heiress. Any one who dares to cross him will earn his fiery wrath and the lash of his biting wit.
"Excuse me????" he once stared down a worthless mortal standing before him who mistook him for an employee at McDonald's. "I'm frickin Maddox Keynes!!! Do I look like I work here????" he exclaims. Staring at him with all his lavish garb, it is quite an insult to be mistaken for a common fast food employee, which prompts the offender to scurry away like a mouse that has seen a rather ravenous feline.
MADDOX KEYNES, those two little words that tend to shock and awe.
The eight world wonder.
Don't get mad sweet pea, don't get even either
Nobody can bring down the eight world wonder
Just strut your stuff...
Don’t try to sweet talk me no more
‘Cause I’ve heard it all before
What makes you think I’d want you back again?
And now my mind has been made out
And I have had enough
You’ve had your chance and now this is the end
You could’ve handled things a little differently
But now you’re on your own and you’ll be missing me!
Sorry, no can do
‘Cause you’re never really gonna make it better
So forget forever
Now it’s time to face it boy we’re through
‘Cause I ain’t got time for your conversations
So sorry, no can do
(Sugababes - No Can Do)
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