Previously On Living Vicariously (A Day in the Life of Savannah Red and Maddox Keynes)
Narrated by: Esereth Rageni Emari
The DD's were in their favorite hang-out area, A MALL and for sport, decided to peruse boutiques and spy on an unsuspecting Blue t-shirted boy flanked by his mother and brother walking around the mall. When the object of their interest made like a ninja turtle and sped off to the nearest pizza parlor, the DD diverted their attention elsewhere, CLOTHES.
Oh, and we were clued up on the DD's rather colorful backgrounds. Maddox is the son of a forgotten Rockstar and hotel heiress, while Savvy is the daughter of bigshot defense attorney turned nature boy and her mum's an Artist by day animal rights activist by... (hmm... I don't suppose S's Mom loves to stalk fur-clad folks at night right? hmmm...).
* I cannot stress enough that some parts of this tale is a work of fiction, SOME PARTS. Any situations or names presented in the tale that may relate to real life events or people are purely coincidental...
With that said, on to our tale:
Savannah's New Do and Maddox's New Love Gone Awry
Hello Fabulous Readers,
Back for more? You know you can't resist my elaborate tales filled with promisses of mischief and anything else your mind can imagine (wink, wink).
Yesterday, after leaving work (yes, the DD work) they work for this awesome company called Vanity Nexus (VN)- what exactly do they do in said company? (I'm sure you'd like to know). Well, let's just say they're paid to surf the net (wink, wink) or something like that, it's an awesome job that doesn't cause wrinkles on their immaculate complexions or add bags under their eyes. No, it's the carefree life or nothing at all for the DD (feel free to envy them) enough said.
Where was I? Ah... yesterday, after leaving work the DD had to part ways (pause effect: AWWWWWWWW).
SR was hell-bent on getting her wavy tresses chopped in the redoubtable hair salon in A MALL - the _________ salon (translated in English, the name of the salon means beautiful) MK on the other hand, well, he had to meet up with a girl friend (I forgot her name).
SR enters their gigantic SUV and is greeted by her sister Layla and her quirky parents. She then announces that she intends to alter her hairstyle. Upon hearing this, her mother protests (not because she was against the idea) it seems her mother was weary and wished to eschew the busy crowd of the mall. SR hears this, but is not detered by her mother's plea and puts up her trademark pout (Daddy dearest is a sucker for this). Long story short, SR was spotted listening to her MP3 player waiting for her hairdresser to start with the snipping and what not.
(Song playing: Take Me Out Tonight from the movie Rent)
Ten minutes later
MK walks into the salon to see how SR is doing (his gal pal in tow). Introductions were made and conveniently MK finally meets SR's rather bohemian Mother.
MK (to SR): Dahling! I hate to say this, but your mother dresses better than you.
SR (shrugs indifferently): I know.
(I mean you had to give the woman some props since SR's taste in clothing were more Rocker chic or Gothic NOT girly girl like her mother's typical preference in clothing)
Kudos MK since your brain is more feminine than SR's by 73% HAHA. After that, MK had to exit stage left. (hmm... I wonder what mischief he got into without SR)
Thirty Minutes Later
SR was spotted in a shoe store sporting new layered locks restraining the urge to grab a pair of glittery flats that taunted the spending beast (easy SR). Hastily she leaves the store much to the salesmen's chagrin. She then enters another store, five minutes later, SR emerges noticably holding a green plastic bag. What was inside? insanely expensive hair products (curses) . SR succumbed to her spending addition. She bought more stuff and her wallet was $900 lighter (let's just pretend the amount was not in PESO).
Item Inventory
- doggy dish (for her new puppy)
- treats (puppy)
- Hair product
- undisclosed items
-------------------------------------------
= 900 ISH
All in all the cost of buying all that stuff $900ish, the satisaction of buying said items, PRICELESS.
For everything else, there is Daddy's credit card.
9:00 PM
MK sends a text message to SR, lamenting about the insensitivity of his new flame Bernard Plak (BP). What do we know about BP other than the fact that he has caused a recent rise in MK's blood pressure? BP is the only son of Greek Billionare Yianni Portocalos Plak (take note: he's 56) and his 29 year old airhead wife Keena Miller-Plak. BP's mother Katie, died when he was two. BP is a serial womanizer (he's uh... bisexual) and serial manizer? (we have to come up with a better term). Anyhoo, the two met over the net and well, sparks flew. Now, MK was not thinking about shackling himself to another boyfriend just yet, perhaps a boy-toy NOT a boyFRIEND. So, for a while the two were texting everyday and talking a bit on the phone, everything was going splendidly until BP got a little clingy or perhaps flaky. MK was a bit frustrated with him, and well the glorious temper erupted after BP did something rather appalling.
Needless to say, MK almost obliterated BP off the face of the planet (erasing all traces of the dude from his cell and emails / internet sites I suppose - but last night, it seemed he gave in to the little voice in his head telling him to give BP a chance to make amends (SR sort of hinted that he do that too)- how'd it go? Well, let's just say BP wasn't being contrite at all.
A dejected MK texted SR that his one-way ticket to love had finally crashed and burned.
SR: it's time for you to love yourself first M.
MK: Thanks for salvaging what's left of my ego S, you're right, screw BP.
Screw BP indeed, who needs egotistical men like him?
Take it from me MK, there's plently more fish out there so, GO FISH for a gorgeous hottie who will worship you. SR's got it pretty good with Leeno, go find your dream dude- BUT not now. Right now, you need some alone time with yourself, reboot the heart and start anew. Nobody else holds the key to your happiness, you have it in your possession. Oh, and one more thing, you only get your heart broken if you give someone the right to do so... Screw BP. Either way, SR will always be around to give you chocolate.
Hmm... we were getting a tad heavy back there, but that's life - it's not fair. In this jungle that we live in? It's a dog-eat-dog world baby or some other animal (take your pick) Okay, jungle... Lion-eat-Lion? yeah, that's it- it's kill or be killed.
Until our next tale fabulous readers,
TTFN
Narrated by: Esereth Rageni Emari
The DD's were in their favorite hang-out area, A MALL and for sport, decided to peruse boutiques and spy on an unsuspecting Blue t-shirted boy flanked by his mother and brother walking around the mall. When the object of their interest made like a ninja turtle and sped off to the nearest pizza parlor, the DD diverted their attention elsewhere, CLOTHES.
Oh, and we were clued up on the DD's rather colorful backgrounds. Maddox is the son of a forgotten Rockstar and hotel heiress, while Savvy is the daughter of bigshot defense attorney turned nature boy and her mum's an Artist by day animal rights activist by... (hmm... I don't suppose S's Mom loves to stalk fur-clad folks at night right? hmmm...).
* I cannot stress enough that some parts of this tale is a work of fiction, SOME PARTS. Any situations or names presented in the tale that may relate to real life events or people are purely coincidental...
With that said, on to our tale:
Savannah's New Do and Maddox's New Love Gone Awry
Hello Fabulous Readers,
Back for more? You know you can't resist my elaborate tales filled with promisses of mischief and anything else your mind can imagine (wink, wink).
Yesterday, after leaving work (yes, the DD work) they work for this awesome company called Vanity Nexus (VN)- what exactly do they do in said company? (I'm sure you'd like to know). Well, let's just say they're paid to surf the net (wink, wink) or something like that, it's an awesome job that doesn't cause wrinkles on their immaculate complexions or add bags under their eyes. No, it's the carefree life or nothing at all for the DD (feel free to envy them) enough said.
Where was I? Ah... yesterday, after leaving work the DD had to part ways (pause effect: AWWWWWWWW).
SR was hell-bent on getting her wavy tresses chopped in the redoubtable hair salon in A MALL - the _________ salon (translated in English, the name of the salon means beautiful) MK on the other hand, well, he had to meet up with a girl friend (I forgot her name).
SR enters their gigantic SUV and is greeted by her sister Layla and her quirky parents. She then announces that she intends to alter her hairstyle. Upon hearing this, her mother protests (not because she was against the idea) it seems her mother was weary and wished to eschew the busy crowd of the mall. SR hears this, but is not detered by her mother's plea and puts up her trademark pout (Daddy dearest is a sucker for this). Long story short, SR was spotted listening to her MP3 player waiting for her hairdresser to start with the snipping and what not.
(Song playing: Take Me Out Tonight from the movie Rent)
Ten minutes later
MK walks into the salon to see how SR is doing (his gal pal in tow). Introductions were made and conveniently MK finally meets SR's rather bohemian Mother.
MK (to SR): Dahling! I hate to say this, but your mother dresses better than you.
SR (shrugs indifferently): I know.
(I mean you had to give the woman some props since SR's taste in clothing were more Rocker chic or Gothic NOT girly girl like her mother's typical preference in clothing)
Kudos MK since your brain is more feminine than SR's by 73% HAHA. After that, MK had to exit stage left. (hmm... I wonder what mischief he got into without SR)
Thirty Minutes Later
SR was spotted in a shoe store sporting new layered locks restraining the urge to grab a pair of glittery flats that taunted the spending beast (easy SR). Hastily she leaves the store much to the salesmen's chagrin. She then enters another store, five minutes later, SR emerges noticably holding a green plastic bag. What was inside? insanely expensive hair products (curses) . SR succumbed to her spending addition. She bought more stuff and her wallet was $900 lighter (let's just pretend the amount was not in PESO).
Item Inventory
- doggy dish (for her new puppy)
- treats (puppy)
- Hair product
- undisclosed items
-------------------------------------------
= 900 ISH
All in all the cost of buying all that stuff $900ish, the satisaction of buying said items, PRICELESS.
For everything else, there is Daddy's credit card.
9:00 PM
MK sends a text message to SR, lamenting about the insensitivity of his new flame Bernard Plak (BP). What do we know about BP other than the fact that he has caused a recent rise in MK's blood pressure? BP is the only son of Greek Billionare Yianni Portocalos Plak (take note: he's 56) and his 29 year old airhead wife Keena Miller-Plak. BP's mother Katie, died when he was two. BP is a serial womanizer (he's uh... bisexual) and serial manizer? (we have to come up with a better term). Anyhoo, the two met over the net and well, sparks flew. Now, MK was not thinking about shackling himself to another boyfriend just yet, perhaps a boy-toy NOT a boyFRIEND. So, for a while the two were texting everyday and talking a bit on the phone, everything was going splendidly until BP got a little clingy or perhaps flaky. MK was a bit frustrated with him, and well the glorious temper erupted after BP did something rather appalling.
Needless to say, MK almost obliterated BP off the face of the planet (erasing all traces of the dude from his cell and emails / internet sites I suppose - but last night, it seemed he gave in to the little voice in his head telling him to give BP a chance to make amends (SR sort of hinted that he do that too)- how'd it go? Well, let's just say BP wasn't being contrite at all.
A dejected MK texted SR that his one-way ticket to love had finally crashed and burned.
SR: it's time for you to love yourself first M.
MK: Thanks for salvaging what's left of my ego S, you're right, screw BP.
Screw BP indeed, who needs egotistical men like him?
Take it from me MK, there's plently more fish out there so, GO FISH for a gorgeous hottie who will worship you. SR's got it pretty good with Leeno, go find your dream dude- BUT not now. Right now, you need some alone time with yourself, reboot the heart and start anew. Nobody else holds the key to your happiness, you have it in your possession. Oh, and one more thing, you only get your heart broken if you give someone the right to do so... Screw BP. Either way, SR will always be around to give you chocolate.
Hmm... we were getting a tad heavy back there, but that's life - it's not fair. In this jungle that we live in? It's a dog-eat-dog world baby or some other animal (take your pick) Okay, jungle... Lion-eat-Lion? yeah, that's it- it's kill or be killed.
Until our next tale fabulous readers,
TTFN
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