Living Vicariously- A Day in the Life of Savannah Red and Maddox Keynes

Hello curious readers,


Welcome to the rambunctious world of Savannah and Maddox (hereafter known as SR and MK) who are they? Hmmm... I'm sure you're intruigued, they are- a fabulous pair that's all. A lady never tells a secret... Believe me, the cloak and dagger life of SR and MK is too delicious that it is necessary to keep their identities a secret...

Spotted: Savannah Red and Maddox Keynes on their regular jaunt to the A Mall. SR clad in a Britney Spears (pre-baby and rehab drama) type ensemble (Hit Me Baby One More Time video) and MK garbed in a yellow polo shirt, jeans, and colorful bead accessories (preppy chic darling). Attention Ayala Center shoppers! the SR-MK dynamic duo are in the building. Move over Batman and Robin, Regis and Kelly, Kfed and Britney (again with the Britney!) - you get the point.
What is it about these two that ought to strike fear into the hearts of less fabulous beings? (let me tell you a secret...) they can read minds! (kind of...) they speak the language of Psychobabble fluently, Freud is their God (enough said).
Where are my manners? I forgot to tell you a little bit about the dynamic duo...

Savannah Red hails from the majestic of the Sarengeti (home to majestic wild beasts such as the: Gazelle, Zebra, Buffalo & etc). Her father, Omarion Red, is a nature enthusiast (and closet Brady Barr Wanabe) he hied off to Africa (with SR in tow) on a quest to free himself from the encumbering life as a Defense Attorney. Her mother, Mariana Coxon-Red, is a free-spirited artist and animal rights advocate (hello PETA).

Maddox Keynes, a New Yorker (at heart) hails from the moors of Scotland. His father, Chad Britt Keynes is a forgotten Rockstar (ever heard of the band "The Forgotten"?) - yeah, it seems the world has "forgotten" about them (tsk, tsk). Anyhoo, MK is living on Papa Chad's royalties (lucky brat). His mother, Angelika Johannah-Keynes is well, a hotel heiress who loves to shop till the designer stores practically run out of posh goodies (need I say more?) MK is a gajillionare... when he sneezes, gold coins come out instead of snot (that's how loaded he is ha ha)

Where was I? Oh yes, the mall...

Bored out of their mind, SR and MK peruse the opulent boutiques of A Mall (hoping to find something to appease their money squandering ways). That is, until, MK spots a cutie in a blue shirt. Ah... I forgot to mention, aside from their penchant for excessive shopping, the DD (dynamic duo) happen to have the same taste in men (Uh-Oh). So there they were, following him (proper term: stalking). The fellow in blue was walking with his mother and brother (MK's assumption). Blue boy looks about 17 or something-teen (too young for SR and f.y.i SR has a gorgeous boyfriend Leeno Gray). MK hot on the trail of Blue boy, and SR tags along for fun (wink, wink). Alas! Blue boy and company flee into the confines of a Pizza parlor (POO) MK and SR retreat.

Undaunted by the quick escape of their prey, the DD padded their way around various boutiques, checking off the posh items (lusting after them) hoping to posses them, perhaps some other time when there's more cash flow. (translation: their designer wallets were quite empty and their credit cards were famished for funds- on account of their shopping addiction)

A word of caution DD, the impulsive shopping sickness will more likely send both of you to hobo town.

RING. RING

SR's father is calling, time to head off to get her driver's permit. Her chauffer will be unemployed soon. MK's gal pals text him, time to go on another adventure (sans SR).


This ends the DD FIRST adventure...

Ta Ta for Now.