Previously On Living Vicariously
Narrated by: Esereth Rageni Emari
We had a three-tale installment yesterday (lucky you huh?) and well, it's a little tedious for me to do these bloody recaps, but I do them anyway.
So what happened yesterday? We found out that the DD have a new hobby, and it doesn't have anything to do with spending cash or acquiring lovely outfits (I know, what a shocker). Blogging has become an addiction for the DD and I must say, their blogs are a true testament of their rather hmm... colorful personalities- I bet you're wondering: who are the DD anyway? I'm sure you'd like to know- As if I would tell you...
The DD were also embroiled in a little debate, which drew a few of the VN gang over once they found out that the DD were talking about SEX (naughty, naughty people).
We were also given our first and last glimpse of the greatest threat to the English language, the title of first runner up goes to that girl who won some beauty pageant (the one who said)
"Oh, I’m so sorry. My pamily, my family, Oh my God! Ok, I’m so sorry, I, I told you that I’m so confident, eto, ahm, wait, aha ha ha ha ha ha. Uh ha ha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the TAFF 10"
Poor girl, she didn't deserve to get all the heat from that hmm... fiasco. But uh ha ha ha... this guy does deserve to be mocked.
Without further ado, people let's give Mr. Iago de Vil a round of applause. For he offered a great deal of entertainment for the VN gang with his catastrophic threat letter to the Vanity Nexus boss. The tale was so amusing, I figured, it wasn't as total "waist" of my time.
Somebody get that guy a tutor.
Deadly Mix
Hello Fabulous Readers,
Seen and Heard: MK howling like a wolf. Why was he doing that? My lips (or should I say fingers? since I'm typing this) are sealed. All I am willing to reveal is that it totally amused Savvy, she half expected MK to morph into THE MASK.
AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA WOOOO
WOOOO WOOOO
Savvy's expresion upon witnessing this:
(O__O) Wah?
Question: Did somebody slip in some hallucinogens into his coffee? Where can I get that? hahahaha
Spotted:
SR and MK leaving Vanity Nexus (cue hallelujah chorus). Finally, the DD had an adventure yesterday where? A Mall of course. They were seen entering B Coffeehouse. Mad was meeting up his friends Keisha Long (KL) and Tristan Kyler (TK), with Savvy in tow. Keisha Long is actually the friend whose name I keep forgetting (there, I know now).
Introductions:
KL is the daughter of Kendra Long. Owner of a posh salon in L.A. KT has very, very long hair (It's always tied up in a chic bun or chignon), but I'm told her hair is reminiscent of Rapunzel's long locks- I wonder if guys ask her to let down her hair, so they can climb up her window? Hmmm... KL is studying Nursing here and hopes to find a job soon. (She's graduating on Saurday, Kudos).
TK is a wealthy world traveler / Businessman/ Photographer who just arrived from Africa- was it for business or pleasure?
At 23, Tristan has acquired his own lavish bachelor pad complete with the amenities that soo many young men can only dream about (good on ya mate). MK says it's so "barrio" since his home is isolated from the real world and you can get your Zen on over there.
So there they were in B Coffeehouse. MK was hell bent on catching up with his friends, and Sav listened to their animated banter. It seems TK is engaged to be married, though according to KL, Tristan is still a little ify (pronounced: IFEE. meaning: not sure) about the whole matter.
Hey MK, let him read your blog about marriage. That should inspire the chap. Minutes later, James Ray Desmond and Alessandra Nadeska strolled into the Coffeehouse, JD left after dropping AN with the DD since he was meeting up with his older siblings. After a few more minutes of chatting, TK bid the group a sleepy farewell, he was a little tuckered out and needed to catch some Z's.
After he left, the fun began. MK started talking about his previous job and about his rather gorgeous boss from Argentina- let's call him Alonso Pablo Maria Martin (loong name huh?).
It seems Alonso was the object of everyone's burning desire back then. According to MK, Alonso had gorgeous eyes. Whatever Alonso told him to do, the word NO vanished from his vocabulary.
FLASHBACK
Alonso: Maddox, I need you to read this (hands him a stack of papers) make a report about what you have read and pass it at the end of the day.
Maddox (staring into his dreamy teal eyes, not hearing a single word): SURE!!!!
Alonso leaves and MK is clutching a stack of papers, looks down feeling a little puzzled and turns to the person next to him,
Maddox: He wants me to do what????
Here's another juicy tidbit about Alonso. MK mentioned a certain body part and boisterous laughter came in its wake. MK also told the story about his girl friend who was lucky enough to hook up with the Argentinian stallion. She, ahem...had to play tonsil hockey with the dude. Apparently in his foreign land, their kissing style involved more tongue and less lip work (did I gross anyone out? don't worry people I'll try my best to keep things PG).
In the middle of the Alonso discussion, Savvy noticed that MK was staring at the two men who were sitting behind Alessandra Nadeska. MK wordlessly watched them, sizing them up, taking note of their mannerisms, their clothes, like a ravenous Lion hot on the trail of a very tasty Gazelle.
From his visual research, he was able to deduce that the guy that caught his interest probably works at a bank (something about his hands) and since he was wearing a ring, Banker dude was obviously married. That didn't stop MK from getting his flirt on though.
Sadly, Savvy went with Keisha to the ladies room and was not able to witness the moment that MK conquered his prey. When they returned, a triumphant MK declared that as Banker dude was leaving he stole a glance him... Ooooh.
When Savvy gave him a questioning look, he said: What? even married men can be gay too, which got a smirk out of Sav.
Enter: Carter "Buddy" Long, younger brother of Keisha Long.
Carter showed up much to the sheer delight of MK. Carter was in dire need of an outfit for their graduation ball, and at the prospect of a shopping spree, the DD were only too happy to help him. Off they went, Savvy, Mad, Keisha and Carter (Alessandra had to leave early). As they entered one shop, MK grabbed shirts and pants then ceremoniously dumped them in Carter's arms and shooed him off to the dressing room. MK was playing Pygmalion, molding the fashion greenhorn Carter into his perfect and dashing (male) Galatea, who came out of the dressing room with a puzzled look on his face. He looked awesome garbed in a gray long sleeved shirt and black slacks. Queer Eye dudes err... dudettes watch out!
Carter: Well?
Mad smiles then looks to Savvy for her stamp of approval. Savvy gives the outfit a two thumbs up (the perfect indication that it rocked).
Sadly, the outfit came with a hefty price tag and the Long siblings weren't sure that their step Mom would foot for the bill.
Next shop. Mad replayed the routine of grabbing outfits while Sav had to restrain herself from running to the nearest ATM machine. The impulsive shopping beast came alive at the sight of the 50% off sign and all the gorgeous clothes.
The beast clawed at her insides, if you listened close enough, you could hear her brain taking inventory of every outfit that caught her eye. She was broke! Drat!!!! Keisha silently laughed sensing Savvy's suffering. As they left the shop, Sav threw Mad her beseeching puppy dog stare.
MK: We'll come back on Monday Sav
SR: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!
Nam regnat nunc omnipotens Deus.
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!
Ipsius terra est, terra est et Christi eius, et Christi
eius, qui regnat nunc et omne per aevum.
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!
Regum rex, deorum Deus! qui regnat nunc et omne per aevum.
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!
In the end, the group ended up in the department store. The last outfit Carter put on was a light blue Polo shirt topped off with a black necktie. It looked nice. Sadly, Sav's ride arrived and she had to leave...
But before she did, she had to take her "lunch bag" (a plastic bag that contained the Tupperware for her lunch) from Mad, which he describes as "So Chucky Sav. You can't be seen in public bringing that".
Savvy: I'm starting a trend Mad (wink,wink)
hmmm.... I heard Mad had another cutie encounter after Sav left, much to Keisha's vexation.
To quote Po from Kung Fu Panda
Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
Mad, what is your secret? Is that alluring effect coming from all the fish you have been eating?
makes you wonder huh?
TTFN
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